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Department of Hydration Matte Vertical Poster – “Soggy Scott Nation” Vintage Seal Art

Price range: $10.38 through $17.71

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Hand-printed on museum-grade archival paper, this matte vertical poster brings a touch of tongue-in-cheek vintage charm to any indoor wall. The detailed sepia illustration reads like an old official seal — “Department of Hydration” framed by laurel leaves, a dripping sponge emblem, and the playful banner text “Soggy Scott Nation • Est. 2026.” The soft matte finish absorbs glare so the fine linework and warm, aged tones feel like a relic pulled from a curious cabinet of curiosities. It hangs quietly in kitchens, home offices, or cozy nooks, nodding to a dry sense of humor while keeping color fidelity vibrant thanks to giclée printing. Available in many sizes to suit narrow vertical spaces, this poster ages gracefully and resists yellowing over time.

Product features
– Museum-grade archival paper for long-lasting, non-yellowing prints
– Giclée printing for bright, fade-resistant color reproduction
– Matte finish to reduce glare and preserve fine line detail
– Wide range of sizes (46 available) to fit vertical spaces
– Indoor use on high-quality paper with small manufacturing tolerance (+/- 1/16″)

Care instructions
– If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.

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