Description

This is for the masters of the Liquid Chaos.

Crafted from soft, heavyweight cotton with a lived-in, garment-dyed finish, this tee feels like that one lucky shirt you’ve owned for a decade. The front features our resident bar-pro, Soggy Scott, managing a wild soda gun with his signature "Everything is Fine" grin. Captioned “Soggy Scott’s Favorite Position: SOGGYSTYLE,” it’s a high-vis tribute to the Wet Dryness of a Friday night rush.

Whether you’re closing out a double, dodging a burst keg, or just enjoying some Quiet Noise at the post-shift dive, this shirt lands perfectly with anyone who knows that "hospitality" usually involves getting soaked. The 6.1 oz fabric is built to survive the trenches, softening with every wash while keeping the graphic as sharp as Scott’s hair gel.

Product Features

• 100% Ring-Spun US Cotton: Durable, pre-shrunk, and shift-ready comfort.
• Authentic Garment-Dye: Provides a vintage look and a buttery-soft feel from Day 1.
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz Fabric: A relaxed fit that stands up to the Organized Chaos of the service industry.
• Long-Lasting Build: Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching to prevent mid-shift blowouts.
• Massive Variety: Available in sizes S–4XL and a spectrum of 58 colors.

Care Instructions

• Machine Wash: Cold (max 30C or 90F)—treat it better than your bar rags.
• Bleach: Do not use (keep that "Soggy Style" intact).
• Tumble Dry: Low heat.
• Iron/Steam: Low heat only.
• Dryclean: Do not dryclean (you’re a bartender, not a banker).